As a kid, an overactive imagination can spread a rumor faster than chicken pox. A muddy swamp can become a pit of quicksand, a barking dog can become a man-eating beast and as in the case of Home Alone, a creepy elderly man becomes a mass murderer. This Old Man Marley t-shirt alerts others to the identity of the South Bend Shovel Slayer, a neighbor of the McCallisters who supposedly murdered his whole family. In reality, Old Man Marley's family is never around because he has been estranged from his son for a number of years. This South Bend Shovel Slayer t-shirt features the face of the elderly man who Kevin McCallister's brother Buzz says uses his garbage can of rock salt to store the bodies of the people he kills. Let everyone know that you're not afraid of Old Man Marley.